Total Medals Earned: 113 (From
15 different games.)
Total Medal Score: 1,210 Points
Collapse a cloud by standing on it.
Bounce off a mushroom and into the air.
Collapse a wooden platform by walking over it.
Keep an enemy up in the air by attacking it.
Cast a spell for the first time.
Discover the standard 3-hit melee combo.
Stand on ice and slide around.
Stand on lava for too long and get hurt.
Drop an enemy into some spikes, and watch it suffer.
Beat Level 7 in under 50 seconds.
Perform a massive aerial combo by bouncing off enemies.
Beat level 3 in under 40 seconds.
Hit an enemy with a dangling icicle.
Beat Level 13 in under 60 seconds.
Cast a level 3 spell.
Lose your ability to cast spells, you don't need them.
Defeat any boss with their own projectiles.
Fall into a pit of spikes and regret it.
Check out the credits page and maybe visit some links.
Beat Level 19 in under 70 seconds.
Buy the weakest version of every spell.
Defeat any boss without getting hit.
Defeat 1000 foes in total.
Reach an experience level of 30.
Max out your HP and MP.
Complete the Boss Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Complete the Foe Rush on hard or epic difficulty.
Collect every coin in every level.
Open every treasure chest in every level.
Complete level 20, rescue the princess and finish the game.
Complete 6 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 18 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Use a bomb for the first time.
Get killed with no enemies on screen.
Get a score of 500,000 in any level except survival.
Play 10 levels as Natalie.
Kill 3000 enemies in total.
Play 10 levels as Lance.
Fully upgrade any stat.
Get hit 100 times in total.
Collect 100 power ups in total.
Kill 300 enemies in total.
Kill 1000 enemies in total.
Play 10 levels as NoLegs.
Get A ranks in 5 or more levels.
Get A ranks in 10 or more levels.
Die with over 666 enemy bullets on screen.
Reflect over 100 bullets with a single shield.
Finish any level except Survival with over 3,000 coins.
Play 10 levels as Matt.
Fully upgrade all stats
Get a score of 1,000,000 in any level except survival.
Kill 10000 enemies in total.
Play 10 levels as Anna.
Kill 25 enemies instantly.
Complete all bonus levels.
Get A ranks in 15 or more levels.
Reach wave 33 in Survival without killing anything.
Beat any level between 16 and 20 without taking any damage.
Get A ranks in 20 or more levels.
Defeat the final boss and complete the standard set of 20 levels.
Beat the first 20 levels without upgrading your health.
Kill 1,000 foes in a single game of Survival.
Get A ranks in all 25 levels.
Score a mediocre 1,000,000 points or more in any level.
Squish 100 slimes on the starting screen.
Die with over 999 bullets on screen. Your failure is forgiven this time.
Unlock all cheats and handicaps. Some of them are really expensive!
Use a bomb right after getting hit, and avoid the damage. Harder with less bombs and more health!
Destroy a steel or copper spike ball. Hopefully you'll learn your lesson and try not to do it again!
Go mad with cheats and reduce your final score multiplier to zero.
Bounce back 100 bullets or more with a single shield item. Fly into those enemy bullets!
Destroy a big bomb and knock out at least 3 enemies with it. Keep a look out for bombs in enemy formations!
Blow away 300 bullets or more with a single star item. Clear the screen when you need it most!
Score a decent 3,000,000 points or more in any level.
Score an impressive 5,000,000 points or more in any level.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 8-1.
Beat any 5 levels with 2 or more players. Friends are the best!
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 2-3.
Get a \"Perfect\" in the 13th wave of level 7-1.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 4-4.
Beat any standard level with the Pacifist handicap turned on. You have to time-out every wave!
Beat any level with the game sped up by 30%. Use handicaps!
Beat level 1-3, including all bonus waves, in 2:00 or less.
Beat level 4-2, including all bonus waves, in 3:00 or less.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 9-4.
Graze 100 bullets or more in a single level. Get into the habit of grazing for points!
Beat level 5-2, including all bonus waves, in 2:30 or less.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 5-1.
Defeat 10,000 foes in total.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 6-4.
Beat any 5 levels with the Pacifist handicap turned on. Violence isn't always the answer!
Collect £100,000 from enemies in total.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 1-4.
Beat any boss with the Pacifist handicap turned on. The boss won't show you the same mercy!
Get a \"Perfect\" in the 13th wave of level 3-4.
Beat level 9-4, including all bonus waves, in 3:00 or less.
Beat level 10-1, including all bonus waves, in 2:30 or less.
Get a "Perfect" in the 13th wave of level 10-2.
Beat any boss with 2 or more players. Should be a breeze, right?
Defeat 1,337 enemies in total with Lance.
Get a triple-star rank 3 times with NoLegs.
Graze 2,000 enemy bullets in total with Natalie.
Collect 77 diamonds in total with Anna.
Pick up £7,000 in total with Matt.
Beat any standard level without getting hit at all. Simply try not to get shot.
Beat level 6-3, including all bonus waves, in 2:30 or less.
Beat any level with your attack reduced by 30%, and with bullet clearing disabled. Use handicaps!
Score an amazing 10,000,000 points or more in any level.
Rescue the beached sea creature and complete world 2.
Graze 1000 bullets or more in a single level. Should try this on a higher difficulty setting!
Defeat all 10 world bosses on Hard difficulty, with at least a B rank for each.
Vandalize an ancient machine and complete world 3.
Tear down the bushy fortress and complete world 1.
Smash the warrior of ice and complete world 4.
Defeat all 10 world bosses on Heavenly difficulty, with at least a B rank for each.
Beat any boss without getting hit at all. The best way to do this is to not get hit.
Eradicate the queen of pests and complete world 5.
Collect all 13 diamonds in any level in one run.
Burst the giant eyeball and complete world 6.
Nuke the iron behemoth and complete world 7.
Take out 60 of the eyeball boss's small eyes, during a single battle with it. Poke 'em out!
Vanquish the beast of nightmares and complete world 8.
Get a star rank in all 50 standard levels, on Hard difficulty or higher.
Shoot down the guardian of heaven and complete world 9.
Get a star rank in all 50 standard levels, on any difficulty.
Destroy the ultimate monstrosity and complete world 10.
Get a star rank in all 50 standard levels, on Heavenly difficulty.
Completed Chapter I
Win your first battle!
Completed Chapter II
Completed Chapter III
Completed Chapter IV
Used Lina's Cursed Dagger
Used D's Dragon's Roar
Completed Guardian tree
Completed Healer tree
Completed Mage tree
Used Kaz's Rend
Completed Slayer tree
Used Mari's Snipe
Completed Thief tree
Completed Trickster tree
Complete all Defense quests
Used D's Dragon's Breath
Fished all Rares
Hackpicked all locked chests
Used Kaz's Hurricane
Used Lina's Lucky Strike
Used Mari's Magic Bullet
Completed Mercenary Defense
Achieved Pet level 10
Get gold on track 3 of Snowboard Extreme
Completed all Wanted quests
Completed the Bestiary
Completed Chapter V
Used Lina's Cyclone Dance
Used Kaz's Death's Gate
Clear out Doom Lair
Used D's Dragon's Rage
Clear out Giant Land
Clear out the Sunken Ruins
Used Mari's Trigger Happy
Completed all Wanted X quests
Clear out Lao Prison
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Treat Your First Patient
Fail To Treat a Patient
Take Damage
Complete Your First Shift
Complete Your Second Shift
Complete Your Third Shift
Perform a Heart Transplant
Get Shoved By a Business Man
Catch a Virus
Run Out Of Lives
Eat a Schnitzel
Use The Toilet
Nice one!
Deal over 9,999 damage with an attack - a bit of levelling up should do the trick.
Deal over 999 damage with an attack - just smack an enemy hard.
View a fine piece of framed artwork.
What? Not even backup players are safe from taking damage?!
Get inflicted with the Berserk status, and go mad with power.
Adjust your default abilities to something more unique, and show off the real you.
Exploit a status effect that increases elemental damage.
Get inflicted with the Confused status, and lose control of your own body.
And now, we wait. Quite a while, too.
Get inflicted with the Disable status, and have some of your skills become unusable for a few turns.
Get inflicted with the Shroud status, and succumb to the pain of missing information.
Watch your enemies be killed by their own environment, or by each other.
Learn a completely new skill through sheer willpower alone - no practice involved.
Use a limit break - and if you're reading this in advance - remember to set up a combo first!
Let a surrendered foe go free. Sometimes it feels good to be good.
Execute a surrendered foe in cold blood. You get EXP either way, so it really is senseless violence.
Get a taste of performance-enhancing steroids, like bacon or bread.
Don't die when you have been killed - the Morale and Auto-Revive statuses can get you out of trouble!
Enslave a beast, later to be forced into combat against its will.
Have fun with the Enchanted and Invisible status effects. They may or may not be useful.
Melt down a captured foe and use it as a crafting material. The foe's consent is not required.
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Tame a strong monster as you work your way up the food chain.
Intimidate NoLegs into surrendering, rather than beating him to a pulp.
Force an exhausted Anna to surrender, rather than having to knock out a child.
The plot thickens as buried secrets are uncovered.
Complete a rare holiday quest. (There's totally no way to cheat the system...)
Flirt with Natalie to calm her down, avoiding the unsightly beating up of a girl.
Equip more than 6 summons, but no more than 18, as that would be simply unfair.
Fully upgrade a weapon - this is the best use of your cash!
Begin your adventure by wandering away from home and into the jungle.
Paint the loading screen with the ooze of 100 dead slimes.
Discover the demon hiding in plain sight.
Enter the fascists' fortress with a dangerous mission in mind.
A bunch of poorly drawn cartoon characters get together and smash things.
Get familiar with some annoying puzzle mechanics.
Click on something squishy a few times. There's several ways of getting this one...
I have a feeling these woods might actually be haunted.
Unpreparedness won't stop this adventure.
Sail towards unknown lands on a dinky raft that's totally sea-worthy.
Deal over 99,999 damage with an attack - remember to exploit buffs, weaknesses, and statuses!
Remember what you came from, and keep visiting your family even when you're famous.
Buff yourself to the max. Some equips will help out with this... but the foes may beat you to it.
Sometimes the enemies don't even have to do anything.
Honour the dead by shuffling away their corpses and bringing in reinforcements.
Help a wizard grow totally legal herbs in a barn.
Find the secret soundboard, just as the name of this achievement suggests.
Get inflicted with the Hungry status, and pig out on whatever you can find.
Deal over 999,999 damage with an attack - you'll need to setup a serious combo for this one!
Read every book in the library - not just for this achievement, but to actually learn!
Discover one of several secret codes.
Find 100 secret treasures - and remember, not all of them shine!
Cut down over 1,337 innocent foes, for those sweet battle rewards.
Complete 10 quests for NPCs, and experience the joy of helping others.
Find 50 secret treasures - keep an eye out for hidden shiny things!
Complete 20 quests for NPCs, hoping they'll ignore all of the damage you've done.
Exploit Lance's weakness to make him surrender, but only during his 3rd and final appearance.
Collect 150 different items of equipment. You don't even need all of that.
Talk to every type of games console. They won't talk back.
Deal over 9,999,999 damage with an attack - this is actually possible at around level 35!
Imprison your boss in a shipping container, for later use.
Defeat the 3-headed Blaze Hydra on Epic difficulty.
Fill in the entire world map - which doesn't include secret underground areas.
Defeat Anna and the Mighty Oak on Epic difficulty.
Defeat Chibi Knight's ultimate form on Epic difficulty.
Capture 50 different foes. No living creature can escape the completionist's snare.
Destroy the world several times over by trying out every single Limit Break attack.
Defeat Jotun on Epic difficulty.
Complete 30 quests for NPCs, as apparently they can't do anything for themselves.
Use the three Spiritual Stones to open the... Door of Time?
Open 200 treasure chests. That's a lot, but also just the beginning.
Defeat the 3-headed Zombie Hydra on Epic difficulty.
Scan 125 different foes. (Captured foes count as scanned!)
Look upon the remains of a devastated landscape.
Defeat Lance and Neon Valkyrie on Epic difficulty.
Open 400 treasure chests. You should be in jail by now.
Defeat Poseidon on Epic difficulty.
Defeat Laurelin on Epic difficulty.
Defeat Snowflake on Epic difficulty.
Capture 100 different foes. Leave no free animals to graze the fields - all bow before their master.
Even if you delete me, I'll be with you forever...
Defeat the final boss on Epic difficulty.
Defeat the final boss and finish the main story.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Build the robot from Brawl Royale.
Build the robot from Epic 1.
Build the robot from Epic 2.
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
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Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
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"There's nobody here."
Monkeh, monkeh.
Don't harass me its just a reference!
See your new pet fish!
Ur PC is slow
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medium Ham is only limited to playing 1 video.
Purchase an item!
He watches...
Keep it clean and sweep up those mines!
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
You don't have one.
Uh oh!
Think, just have a little time to think about some stuff...
RIP Shrek 9/11/01